"It seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing to hunt a guy down and shoot him twice in the head, but then to drag him to the mall? Come on, guys hate that."

-- Jay Leno

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“I originally wanted to be F. Scott Fitzgerald, but failed.”
“I started tapping and I was okay. Then after about two years my feet knew what they were doing!”
“I'm very about football and very about my job, which doesn't get reported or won't get reported, but I am going to enjoy my time off. That's I think what everybody else does, and that's what I should do.”
“I regard this novel as a work without redeeming social value, unless it can be recycled as a cardboard box.”
“In public, Barack Obama's giving the simple version of his beliefs for the mass public. In private, he can discuss it at a really high level.”

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“Well, we're all going to die, so mortality is a part of writing and life.”
“I really do think you lose the audition on the first ten seconds. I think you walk in, the casting directors and the producers and the directors have a real definite feeling of what they're going for, and if you don't look like it, it's pretty much done. Your acting is basically a bonus.”

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“A page is turning for me. I won't be candidate in legislative elections, nor in any elections to come.”

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