"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

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Source : Song: Traditional Stand-Up, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

Bo Burnham

#Kids Quotes #Names Quotes #Arms Quotes

“Perhaps the most valuable thing he taught me (his father) was that there is no contradiction between devotion to work and enjoyment of life and people”
“The escalator seems to me to typify this: It leads us up, by climbing on our behalf. Yes, it doesn't even climb, it flies. Each step carries its shopper aloft, as though afraid he might change his mind. It takes us up to merchandise we might not have bothered to climb an ordinary flight of steps for.”
“I read sometime around 1938 of Jewish fines and some street actions against them. But I was too concerned with U-Boats and the naval problems to be concerned about Jews.”

Source : Said to Leon Goldensohn, May 02, 1946. "The Nuremberg Interviews". Book by Leon Goldensohn, 2004.
“Originally the premise of killing Hitler was fueled by deep traumatic feelings of wishing and fantasizing that if only things had been different, we could have spared ourselves all kinds of suffering. More recently it's been turned into a comedic trope. As we go forward, tragedy plus time equals comedy...”

Source : "Back to the Führer: This Guy Studies Baby Hitler Time Machine Scenarios". Interview with Dave Glison, www.motherjones.com. October 23, 2015.
“A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds.”

Source : Babe Didrikson Zaharias (1948). “Championship golf”
“I am putting together a secular bible. My Genesis is when the apple falls on Newton's head.”
“Once I was condemned to three months' absolute silence. As I could not speak, I wrote a book.”
“He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional women.”

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