"Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies."

-- Kyle Dunnigan

#Dad Quotes #Kids Quotes #Years Quotes

“I just didn't work that much while the kids were growing up.”
“[The doctor] peeked into the trauma room and saw the situation: the clerk - that is, me - standing next to the orderly, Georgie, both of us on drugs, looking down at a patient with a knife sticking up out of his face. 'What seems to be the trouble?' he asked.”
“I have a friend â€” or had a friend, now dead â€” Abdus Salam, a very devout Muslim, who was trying to bring science into the universities in the Gulf states and he told me that he had a terrible time because, although they were very receptive to technology, they felt that science would be a corrosive to religious belief, and they were worried about itâ€¦ and damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive of religious belief, and itâ€™s a good thing too.”
“If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay at home.”

Source : "Good Advice". Book by William Safire and Leonard Safir, 1982.
“I always sensed instinctively from the earliest age that I was being lied to.”
“I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.”
“What is that in his hand?" "A cleaver. As in-" "Butcher's knife." "You got it." "I hope not." "He does not look happy." "Are you sure it's a he?" "I don't want to know.”
“Well, I first started going to Europe in the late '70s.”

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