"We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Funny Quotes #Tuesday Quotes #Thursday Quotes

“You have to make the effort with children. You can't have them thinking that I reckon I'm special, otherwise they'll start thinking they're special. I want them to feel normal for as long as possible because God knows they'll reach an age when they'll be told they're not.”
“I always have the fear that, if I don't commit 100 percent to my work, then it's gonna suffer.”
“You know, larger-than-life politicians have larger-than-life strengths and larger-than-life weaknesses.”

Source : "True colours" by Gaby Wood, www.theguardian.com. August 6, 2006.
“He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.”
“No individual has any right to come into the world and go out of it without leaving behind him distinct and legitimate reasons for having passed through it.”

Source : George Washington Carver, Gary R. Kremer (1991). “George Washington Carver: In His Own Words”, p.1, University of Missouri Press
“Welcome to the psychiatric hotline: if you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly. If you are schizophrenic listen closely and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you have borderline personality disorder hang up; you have already pushed everybody's buttons.”
“I'm sure the gasoline companies would love to keep their 100 percent monopoly on transportation fuel.”
“How can we expect our students to become bold and fearless in thought and action if we encase them in sentimental shrines feigning a culture which has long since disappeared?”

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