"Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really."

-- Scott Aukerman

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“In a world where faith is often construed as a way of thinking, bodily practices remind the willing that faith is a way of life”
“To me writing was not a career but a necessity. And so it remains, though I am now, technically, a professional writer. The strength of this inborn desire to write has always baffled me. It is understandable that the really gifted should feel an overwhelming urge to use their gift; but a strong urge with only a slight gift seems almost a genetic mistake.”
“It took me 20 years to learn I couldn't tune too well. Â And by that time I was too rich to care.”
“You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl. That's part of the job description, Mr. Maxfield.”
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”

Source : VH1.com, November 23, 2003.
“We are all freaks. Yes! Alone in our rooms at night, we are all weirdoes and outcasts and losers. That is what being a teenager is all about! Whether you admit it or not, you are all worried that the others wonâ€™t accept you, that if they knew the real you, they would recoil in horror. Each of us carries with us a secret shame that we think is somehow uniqueâ€¦And if we are, each of us, freaks â€“ then canâ€™t we accept whatâ€™s different in each other and move on?”
“All Politicians should be required to wear uniforms like Racing Car Drivers with patches showing the donations received from special interest groups so we know who has paid them off!”
“I meditate because evolution gave me a big brain, but it didn't come with an instruction manual. I meditate because life is too short and sitting slows it down. I meditate because life is too long and I need an occasional breakI meditate because it's such a relief to spend time ignoring myselfI meditate because I'm building myself a bigger and better perspective, and occasionally I need to add a new window.”

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