"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."

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Source : "On Location: Women of the Night". TV Special, July 11, 1987.

Paula Poundstone

#Funny Quotes #Mother Quotes #Money Quotes

“What is the voice of song when the world lacks the ear of taste?”

Source : Nathaniel Hawthorne (2016). “The Snow Image: The Devil World”, p.47, 谷月社
“Any idealist who tries to join the Peace Corps must realize he is not going to change the world overnight.”
“Can you imagine Grandmaster Flash on a laptop?”

Source : "Superstar DJ: Dance music visionary on turntable technology" by Paul Oakenfold, www.cnn.com. October 18, 2004.
“I was nervous starting off today. I was nervous because I felt like I was going to play good and shoot a good round. I was trying to calm myself down. This race is a long race. The eagle at two was helped, but I was trying not to be too eager.”
“Hatred is the most clear- sighted, next to genius....”
“Dragons and legends...It would have been difficult for any man not to want to fight beside a dragon.”

Source : Patricia Briggs (2002). “Dragon Blood”, p.190, Penguin
“My own ambition in the ring had always been skillful boxing, speed and defense - on the order of Mike Gibbons.”
“Much of the early work focused on dopamine and we were really looking for rewarding sorts of effects and sure enough, we only found that. But you can destroy the main dopamine-producing structures of the brain and you can still get an animal to self-administer drugs like cocaine.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net

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