"At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota"

-- Artie Lange

#Kids Quotes #Gambling Quotes #Backyards Quotes

“Doctor, I have more education than most white people.”
“Being an employee is a bad outcome. You want to avoid that. Being an employee is never a good outcome. That's just an opinion.”
“Hope is a song in a weary throat.”

Source : Pauli Murray (1970). “Dark testament: and other poems”
“There is a value in repetition. When we repeat certain phrases and even actions, like fingering prayer beads, we create a quiet rhythm within our spirits. The beating of our heart is a repetition as is the rhythm of our breathing. All of life has its rhythms, and the repetition of familiar prayers can bring our interior spirits into harmony with the Divine Heartbeat and the breathing of the Divine Christ.”
“[On Bonnie Prince Charlie:] Oh, Charlie is my darling, / My darling, my darling; / Oh, Charlie is my darling, / The young Chevalier.”
“Research shows that the happiest people are those who use their natural talents to the utmost.”
“When you respond to an unreasonable person by getting emotional, you give them victory. How do you manage unreasonable people? You dismiss them. Like shadows”
“I knew a mathematician who said 'I do not know as much as God. But I know as much as God knew at my age'.”

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