"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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“There was a time when you were not a slave, remember that. You walked alone, full of laughter, you bathed bare-bellied. You say you have lost all recollection of it, remember . . . You say there are no words to describe this time, you say it does not exist. But remember. Make an effort to remember. Or, failing that, invent.”

Source : Monique Wittig (2007). “Les Guerilleres”, p.75, University of Illinois Press
“For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.”
“When prayer removes distrust and doubt and enters the field of mental certainty, it becomes faith; and the universe is built on faith.”
“I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.”

Source : Jaclyn Moriarty (2010). “The Year of Secret Assignments”, p.115, Scholastic Inc.
“I don't want to hide anything - there is nothing to hide.”

Source : "Wilson Phillips talk new reality series, the power of 'Hold On', more". Interview with Jennifer Still, www.digitalspy.com. April 05, 2012.
“Your gut is your inner compass. Whenever you have to consult with other people for an answer, you're headed in the wrong direction.”
“It's so hard to listen to these trains outside my window, here it comes again. And it's calling me, begging me, follow me down the track. And it moans so dark and low, baby ain't comin' back... It sounds like crying, it sounds like letting go. Breathing and lying, sinking and dying slow. And I watch from my window, touching the cold glass sky. As the train rolls down the track, I say goodbye.”
“I've done every other thing in life except intimacy. That's the aberration, the thing I've never had.”

Source : Source: www.thedailybeast.com

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