"I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' So what? My dad will shag your dad..and your dad will enjoy it."

-- Frankie Boyle

#Dad Quotes #School Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Muscles aching to work, minds aching to create - this is man.”
“I was kidnapped by literature at a young age and never wanted to be ransomed.”
“I am very honored for all the distinctions and accolades, but what I am most sensitive to is my clientele and the fact they are pleased with my food and my restaurants.”
“It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaign to discredit my investigation, nor to waste time trying to prove negatives.”
“When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“If something is going to be better, it is new, and if it's new you are confronting problems and challenges you don't have references for.”
“At UCLA I quickly learned the knack of getting grades, a craven surrender to custom, since grades had little to do with learning.”
“I think America is going to have to think through whether it wants to uplift the political dialogue or advance an approach that divides and, frankly, can lead to violence.”

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