"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."

-- Billy Connolly

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“You have to be able to say, OK, that happened back then. Now let's take it from here and see what happens. It would be very easy to hate people for the rest of your life, and some people have done that. You've got to deal with what's happening now and try to make things better.”
“I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.”
“I enjoy getting riled up, and nothing's gonna do that for you like a good scary movie.”
“India was not a pacifist country at all. India placed great emphasis on the higher value on... on violence. But it was never a substitute for not doing anything, or for cowardice.”
“What iâ€™m saying is, my friends, one ought to be able to let go. If a path does not please us, instead of insisting on going that specific way, of making our selfishness the guide, we ought to forsake. The books we cannot write, the films we cannot shoot, the projects we cannot develop, the jobs we cannot pursue and the people who no longer love us. Being able to let go, at times, is the most beautiful of all!”
“This evening I wish to suggest that we Christians should accompany people on their pilgrimages. Specifically we should travel with people as they search for the good, the true and the beautiful.”
“The direction in which we are moving is more important than where we are at the moment. Goal setting should cause us to stretch as we make our way.”
“It's a balance between getting the right string gauge that's thick enough where it sound good, and not rubber bands - but not too thick where your hands start to get real tired.”

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