"Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned after they found out she spent over $830,000 on a four-day government conference in Las Vegas. And the president is furious. Not President Obama, the president of China. It's his money. It's his money she spent."

-- Jay Leno

#Vegas Quotes #Government Quotes #People Quotes

“I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless.”
“The only sense we still respect is eyesight, probably because it is so closely attached to the brain. Go into any American house at random, you will find something - a plastic flower, false tiles, some imitation something - something which can be appreciated as material only if apprehended by eyesight alone. Don't we go sightseeing in cars, thinking we can experience a landscape by looking at it through glass?”
“When I was in high school, I wanted to be a counselor and I wanted to work with kids. I've been through the worst of high school. And I want to motivate people to live the best life that they can, because we're only here for one life.”
“I would literally have to go meet people so they could see I didn't have big red hair and wear high heels constantly. It was just really ingrained in people.”
“As a restaurateur, my palate is one of my most important tools”

Source : "This Quitter Did Win" by Joe Bastianich, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 3, 2013.
“Most virtue lies between two vices.”
“People want progress, but they don't want change.”
“My responsibility is always and everywhere the same: to see in my brother more even than the personality and manhood that are his. My task is always and everywhere the same: to see Christ himself.”

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