"I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet."

-- Sam Kinison

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“You'll never learn how to do your endings until you FINISH your endings.”
“No man is above the law and no man is below it: nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it.”

Source : Third Annual Message to Congress, 7 Dec. 1903. "No one is above the law" appears in the U.S. Supreme Court case Mississippi v. Johnson (1867) (arguments of counsel). Even earlier, "no officer ... is above the law" is found in a Kentucky Supreme Court case, Johnston v. Commonwealth (1809).
“People are always talking about the joys of youth-but, oh, how youth can suffer!”
“A warrior must learn to make every act count, since he is going to be here in this world for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.”
“The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.”
“If people are passionate about your product, whether it's because they're hating or loving it, those are both good scenarios.”
“We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty spots and trying to make them clean. Or we can lift our eyes up and look into the skies and move forward in an evolutionary way.”
“What is true is already so. Owning up to it doesn't make it worse. Not being open about it doesn't make it go away. And because it's true, it is what is there to be interacted with. Anything untrue isn't there to be lived. People can stand what is true, for they are already enduring it.”

Source : "Focusing". Book by Eugene Gendlin, 1978.

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