"If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Redneck Quotes #Might Quotes #Salad Quotes

“We visual communicators have so much good to share: rather than sharing our chemical and style addictions, we could be using our professional skills to help communicate health information, conflict resolution, democracy, technology.”
“Instead of reality being passively recorded by the brain, it is actively constructed by it.”

Source : Twitter post from Apr 25, 2016
“Art is not an investment. Art is something you buy because you are financially solvent enough to give yourself a pleasure of living with great works rather than having to just see them in museums. People who are buying art at the top of the market as an investment are foolish.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It is not permitted to the most equitable of men to be a judge in his own cause.”
“Nature, left to her own devices, finds it hard to produce anything that is ugly. The work of the plant breeder should always be to enhance nature, not to detract from it....we should strive to develop the rose's beauty in flower, growth and leaf.”
“Timor mortis conturbat me. The fear of death disturbs me.”
“I think the one that's going to be the hardest to make into a film is the one that's probably going to be made into a film, which is 'The Art of Racing in the Rain.' I mean, it's narrated by a dog. How do you do that? But hopefully we'll get to see.”
“A stellar, fully-realized collection of stories... grounded, wonderfully, in the river valleys of western Maine. You come away not only understanding a place but the soul of its people.”

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