"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendâ€™s killerâ€¦ but no one will do it."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Girlfriend Quotes #Past Quotes #Years Quotes

“Keep your eye on the main event.”
“Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without any effort many things they would find too difficult to think through to the point of resolving to do them.”
“I hate [ebooks]. It's like making believe there's another kind of sex. There isn't another kind of sex. There isn't another kind of book! A book is a book is a book.”
“I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of 'American Idol,' we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don't believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make 'American Idol 'a better show.”
“Ultimately, I believe the only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person. Life is a series of choices, right?”

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“Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance.”
“Hemp is Earth's number-one biomass resource; it is capable of producing 10 tons per acre in four months.”
“When Man evolved Pity, he did a queer thing - deprived himself of the power of living life as it is without wishing it to become something different.”

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