"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film."

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Steven Wright

#Travel Quotes #Memories Quotes #Funny Life Quotes

“What are movies for if not to have the good guys triumph over the bad ones?”
“The glory of a nation and an age is always the work of a few great persons, and it disappears with them.”
“How blessings brighten as they take their flight.”

Source : Edward Young, Charles Edward DE COETLOGON (1793). “Night thoughts on life death and immortality ... to which are added the life of the author and a paraphrase on part of the Book of Job”, p.38
“Let's tell the truth. Mr. Reagan will raise taxes, and so will I. He won't tell you. I just did.”

Source : "A Good Man’s Good Fights" by Joel K. Goldstein, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 30, 2010.
“In my better sense of mind, I know that Im far from alone and far from the worst, and the earth keeps spinning. Everything keeps moving, with or without me.”
“God doesn't want to change the world without you.”
“Many in Taiwan believe that Hu Jintao is much more sophisticated than his predecessors in understanding Taiwan. He represents a different generation of leaders, more pragmatic, less ideological.”
“Stop determining your worth and value by what other people say. Be determined by what the Word of God (scriptures)says.”

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