"Gary Condit is on the Congressional committee for Homeland Security. They make the guy responsible for Homeland Security who is the guy no one would feel secure going home with."

-- Jay Leno

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“I play football, and most football players are camera shy. We just want to be left alone; we just want to stick to what we do.”
“If ministry is not about compassion and passion, let it die.”
“You should stop asking your politicians how they're gonna do it.”
“I think that Donald Trump just loves to say anything he wants no matter how crazy or untrue it might be and just keep repeating it. And he thinks that that's going to be fine. And for a lot of people, it is, so it seems to be working for him.”

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“I was deep in the zone of practicing almost constantly”
“Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'”
“America had taken my father from me. And over most of the years of his illness, I gradually started feeling this support system from this country who-people grieving along with us.”
“Writing is the only way I know how to pray.”

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