"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright

#Christmas Quotes #Tired Quotes #Weather Quotes

“We cannot work for others without working for ourselves.”
“I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.”
“Some say that I should settle down, go slower and not push so hard, so quickly for such transformational change. To them, I say that you misunderstand the size of the problems we face, the strength of the status quo and the urgency of the people's desire for change.”
“If a writer publishes any thing that attracts notice, and is in itself just, but does not accord with our plan, we must endeavour to win him over, or decry him.”
“My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious.”
“In the beginning, I wanted to enter what was essentially a man's field. I wanted to prove I could do it. Then I found that when I did as well as the men in the field I got more credit for my work because I am a woman, which seems unfair.”
“Death is nothing other than a different way of being with an enhanced and broadened consciousness, which is everywhere at once because it is no longer tied to a body.”
“There was a thrust to raise the consciousness of the people and we argued that in order to free ourselves we must be ourselves, Africans, a people oppressed and in struggle. And we must be self-conscious about this.”

Source : Source: lasentinel.net

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