"People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists."

-- Jack Dee

#Children Quotes #People Quotes #Tourists Quotes

“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.”

Source : Frederic Bastiat (2006). “The Law”, p.6, Cosimo, Inc.
“You need some coffee, don't you?" "Yes, I've only had a gallon.”
“Diligent follow-up and follow-through will set you apart from the crowd and communicate excellence.”
“The persistent problem in photography is how to look at it.”
“Evolution is not controversial in the field of science. It's controversial in the public sphere because public education is highly politicized.”
“I'm always calling my doctor because I'm constantly injuring myself while on the road, like tearing a ligament, blasting my ears or losing my voice. Plus, I'm a total hypochondriac.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“What is there to understand? The significance of life? How long will it take to understand the significance and the meaning of life? 20 years? 30 years? And the same question will be here in another 20 years, I guarantee you. Until you stop asking that question. When that question is not there, you are there. So that's the reason why you keep asking the question: you do not want the question to come to an end. When that comes to an end, there will not be anybody, left there, to find out the meaning, the purpose and the significance of life.”
“Patriotism ... is a superstition artificially created and maintained through a network of lies and falsehoods; a superstition that robs man of his self-respect and dignity, and increases his arrogance and conceit.”

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