"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."

-- Steven Wright

#Branches Quotes #Twigs Quotes #Spit Quotes

“Good leaders must know how to reward those who succeed and know when to retrain, move, or fire ineffective staff.”
“At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.”
“People need self-respect, but self-respect must be earned - it cannot be self-respect if it's not earned - and the only way to earn anything is to achieve it in the face of the possibility of failing.”

Source : "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960-2010". Book by Charles A. Murray, 2012.
“Simplicity, carried to an an extreme, becomes elegance.”

Source : Jon Franklin (1987). “Writing for story: craft secrets of dramatic nonfiction by a two-time Pulitzer Prize winner”, Signet
“Stop Bullying. No one deserves to feel worthless.”
“So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that.”
“All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.”
“Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.”

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