"I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke."

-- Steven Wright

#Karaoke Quotes #Lips Quotes

“I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?”
“I like to try and mix diction and experiences.”

Source : Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com
“Out all of these zillions of letters, one of the first ones that came was, as it turned out from Johnny Carson within the last five or six weeks of his life. I had worked with him. He lost a son who had worked for me.”
“Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.”

Source : "Yuo Cant Take Away My Gun Rites, Idiott" by Elayne Boosler, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 13, 2011.
“Although I'm a lead guitarist, I'd say that a good 95 percent of my time onstage is spent playing rhythm.”
“About two million years ago, man appeared. He has become the dominant species on the earth. All other living things, animal and plant, live by his sufferance. He is the custodian of life on earth, and in the solar system. It's a big responsibility.”
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”
“I've read Proust and Stendhal. That keeps you in your place.”

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