"I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian."

-- Colin Quinn

#Cynical Quotes #Comedian Quotes #World Quotes

“I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.”
“I built a series of supporters that had my back. I never abused that trust. You can't cry wolf. You have to solve most problems yourself.”
“Meth is a major problem not only in our urban areas, but in most of the rural areas of Colorado. No region has been immune from this scourge and it is getting larger.”
“As gold purified in a furnace loses its impurities and achieves its own true nature, the mind gets rid of the impurities of the attributes of delusion, attachment and purity through meditation and attains Reality.”
“Faith does not imply a closed, but an open mind. Quite the opposite of blindness, faith appreciates the vast spiritual realities that materialists overlook by getting trapped in the purely physical.”
“As long as I can remember, I wanted to be a writer.”
“If there wasn't any business and it was just strictly basketball, then there would be no issue, it would probably be done by now. But the team has to protect.”
“Poetry is the exquisite expression of exquisite impressions.”

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