"I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge."

-- Joan Rivers

#Want Quotes #Aging Quotes #Chickens Quotes

“Decluttering tip: Ask yourself do I need this? How long has it been since I used this? Do I need so many?”
“By the time I was 18, I had absorbed punk rock from America, Britain, and the West Coast. All of it was so dark and weird and different and cool and hot and sexy and rebellious. It was a fist-in-the-air kind of rebellion that I wasn't getting from the '70s mainstream.”
“With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.”
“In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness.”

Source : Twitter post from Apr 30, 2013
“Stop talking about the murders, and we won't know they're happening. And then we can all just live in a bubble that isn't reality.”

Source : Source: www.foxnews.com
“Itâ€™s important to be yourself.”
“If you don't want to be in a story, don't know a writer.”

Source : Ethan Mordden (2015). “Buddies”, p.99, St. Martin's Griffin
“What, sir, is the use of a militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty ... Whenever governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins.”

Source : House of Representatives, Amendments to the Constitution, August 17, 1789.

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