"The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised."

-- Jenny Eclair

#Holiday Quotes #Weather Quotes #Expectations Quotes

“Yeah, I'm going to go back (after hitting his 500th home run, but commenting on reaching the 3,000 hit plateau) to my Punch-and-Judy days, hit the ball the other way, start bunting the ball a little bit.”
“We ought so to behave to one another as to avoid making enemies of our friends, and at the same time to make friends of our enemies.”
“Politics these days is a disgusting game of mud-slinging, filled with selfish people with selfish aims. I'm very glad I've retired away from the hustle and bustle of Whitehall.”

Source : Countryside Alliance Magazine interview, 2006.
“I don't really believe in any fashion rules. I think fashion is a form of self-expression. I think you can wear whatever you want!”
“Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.”
“Talking about covers, whether visually or sonically, if a particular combination of notes struck a chord in your heart in a way that you want to be a part of it by covering that song, then there's nothing wrong with it.”
“F-E-A-R has two meanings: 'Forget Everything And Run' or 'Face Everything And Rise.' The choice is yours.”
“i wish means: would it be nice if.. i want means: if i want it enough i will get it.”

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