"I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon."

-- Hannibal Buress

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“I reject the peak oil theory insofar as it refers to technological limits on human ingenuity.”
“When you have something that close to you, you want to make sure that you're aware of it.”

Source : "Lucy Liu Talks 3 Needles". November 27, 2006, www.movieweb.com. December 4, 2012.
“The triumph of anything is a matter of organization.”
“We're all flawed heroes. Responsibility is power. Take responsibility for the consequences of your actions, and the world is yours. Everything is a choice.”
“Everything. I have done everything you wanted...You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me. I was frightening...I have reordered time...I have turned the world upside down...And I have done it all for you. I am exhausted from living up to your expectations.”
“Some people think you have more privileges than other teenagers because of what you do, and that's not it at all. It's actually the opposite”
“Religious symbols should be visible in public space, in a dignified and non-provocative manner. Christmas trees here, Jewish menorahs there and, further along, a minaret - these symbols represent human life in all its diversity.”
“Eighty-six percent of the gun death of children under the age of 14 internationally is right here in the United States of America. It is madness.”

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