"I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation."

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Jenny Eclair

#Thinking Quotes #Vulgar Quotes

“In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.”
“I've learnt to listen. I don't think I always did listen.”
“I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.”
“Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.”
“False as the fowler's artful snare.”

Source : Samuel Johnson, Thomas Parnell, Thomas Gray, Tobias Smollett, George Gilfillan (1855). “The Poetical Works of Johnson: Parnell, Gray, and Smollett, with Memoirs, Critical Dissertations, and Explanatory Notes”, p.251
“Hollywood is owned by the Arabs.”
“I kind of wish theyâ€™d shut up,â€ Jack said. â€œDude, true dat,â€ Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. â€œFor serious.”
“I think I can regard myself as a political decision-maker.”

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