"Never work with animals or children."

-- W. C. Fields

#Children Quotes #Animal Quotes

“Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they donâ€™t often know where they are with themselves . Itâ€™s no good trying to find out what makes them tick. It just canâ€™t be done. They have more moods than an army of cats with lives, and all you can hope is to spot the mood youâ€™re after when it turns up and step in quick. Hesitate youâ€™re a dead duck, unless youâ€™re one of those guys who like slow approach that might get you somewhere in a week or in a month or even a year.”
“It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies.”

Source : "You have to laugh" by Suzie Mackenzie, www.theguardian.com. November 19, 2004.
“Don't wear makeup all the time. When you wear makeup all the time it clogs your pores.”

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“Once you subscribe to an ideological dogma as a solution to certain grievances, it then frames your mindset.”

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“All experience helps when you write.”
“I avoid banks and I've never been in any sort of corporate environment at all.”
“Yet, when the city sleeps; When all the cries are still: The stars and heavenly deeps Work out a perfect will.”
“Too rarely is the individual teacher so free from the dictation of authoritative supervisor, textbook on methods, prescribed course of study, etc., that he can let his mind come to close quarters with the pupil's mind and the subject matter.”

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