"Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me."

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Source : "Marc Maron Off-Screen". Interview with Devon Ivie, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 3, 2015.

Marc Maron

#Dog Quotes #House Quotes

“I see is that there are many people who destroy their marriages because of one-night stands with someone else. And as the French say, "C'est ne pas grave." It's not something easy to swallow, but at the same time, it does not justify you to end a long-lasting relationship because something happened.”
“The American lawn uses more resources than any other agricultural industry in the world. It uses more phosphates than India and puts on more poisons than any other form of agriculture.”
“Even though I play a professional sport now, I love college baseball”

Source : Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. January 26, 2006.
“The significant element that is common to Rivera, Siqueros, Picasso, Pollock, Van Gogh and Frida Kahlo is the expression of pain.”
“I take the threat of terrorism very seriously, and no one is more committed to hunting down terrorists and bringing them to justice, wherever they live, than I am.”
“I feel like every word I say now, I can really inspire people.”
“It's better to have the faith to embrace reality with all its pain than to cling to the false comfort of a painless fantasy.”
“Chasing meaning is better for your health than trying to avoid discomfort.”

Source : "How to make stress your friend". TED Talk, www.ted.com. June 2013.

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