"John Kerry has apologized for saying those who do not study hard and do their homework will get stuck in Iraq. Now, those that do not campaign well and are boring, will end up stuck in the Senate."

-- Jay Leno

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“I'm a teacher. A teacher is someone who leads. There is no magic here. I do not walk on water. I do not part the sea. I just love children.”
“An ideal day starts with putting on a good, smart, fun show where I learn something and ends with me fending off atomic knee drops from my two kids in our no-holds-barred pillow fight/steel cage matches. They are a ruthless tag team.”

Source : "10 questions for new third hour TODAY co-anchor Willie Geist". Interview with Danika Fears, www.today.com. November 12, 2012.
“There is a drunkenness to grief, which is good.”

Source : "Director Mike Mills Exclusive Interview BEGINNERS". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 4, 2011.
“Growing older is an opportunity for you to increase your value and competence as the neural connections in your hippocampus and throughout your brain increase, weaving into your brain and body the wisdom of a life well lived, which allows you to stop living out of fear of disappointing others and being imperfect. Ageless living is courageous living. It means being undistracted by the petty dramas of life because you have enough experience to know whatâ€™s not worth worrying about and what ought to be your priorities.”
“I never wanted to give up my power. I wanted to be able to make my own decisions, so that's why I became involved in management, bottom line.”
“Death is the chillness that precedes the dawn; We shudder for a moment, then awake In the broad sunshine of the other life.”
“Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'”
“Well," Claire said, "at least we have tacos. Everything goes better with tacos.”

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