"One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle."

-- Milton Berle

#Education Quotes #Teacher Quotes #Uncles Quotes

“Define success on your own terms, achieve it by your own rules, and build a life you're proud to live.”
“May we all be doomed to a happy life.”

Source : Alethea Kontis (2012). “Enchanted”, p.7, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“There is no such thing as garbage, just useful stuff in the wrong place.”
“When not writing and directing, my bread and butter comes from acting and stunt work. I've been fortunate enough to be part of some amazing productions.”
“You can either be the sickness in your world or you can be the cure.”
“Somehow it just don't seem fitting for a man to spend his wedding night in a tree.”

Source : "Fictional character: Milly". "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers", www.imdb.com. July 15, 1954.
“Children have very sharp powers of observation - probably sharper than adults - yet at the same time their emotional reactions are murky and much more primitive.”
“MCs get a little bit of love and think they hot, Talkin bout how much money they got...all y'all records sound the same. I'm sick of that fake thug, R&B-rap scenario, all day on the radio, Same scenes in the video, monotonous material. ...Y'all don't hear me though: These record labels slang our tapes like dope. You can be next in line and signed, and still be writing rhymes and broke.”

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