"There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him."

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Source : Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2009). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.45, Simon and Schuster

Greg Behrendt

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“Life would be no better than candlelight tinsel and daylight rubbish if our spirits were not touched by what has been.”
“Most of our future lies ahead.”
“Some place the bliss in action, some in ease, Those call it pleasure, and contentment these.”
“My motto is: feel the fear and do it anyway.”

Source : Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. February 18, 2011.
“Artists have been getting ripped off since the beginning of time, probably. But on the other hand, it might be nice to write songs. We certainly could.”

Source : Source: www.washingtontimes.com
“There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge... observation of nature, reflection, and experimentation. Observation collects facts; reflection combines them; experimentation verifies the result of that combination.”
“If people persist in trespassing upon the grizzlies' territory, we must accept the fact that the grizzlies, from time to time, will harvest a few trespassers.”
“My husband has always agreed with me philosophically.”

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