"There are only two times. Now and too late."

-- Anh Do

#Two Quotes #Too Late Quotes

“It's pretty hard to have faith when everybody is trying to lock you up.”
“Let us be a temple-attending people. Attend the temple as frequently as personal circumstances allow. Keep a picture of a temple in your home that your children may see it. Teach them about the purposes of the House of the Lord. Have them plan from their earliest years to go there and to remain worthy of that blessing.”
“I wouldnt mind being in an American film for a laugh, but I certainly dont want to be in Thingy Blah Blah 3, if you know what I mean.”
“Once you learn the art of relaxation, everything happens spontaneously and effortlessly.”
“Thereâ€™s something about hospital walls; though only made of bricks and plaster, when youâ€™re inside them the noise, the reality of the teeming city beyond, disappears; itâ€™s just outside the door, but it might as well be a magical land far, far away.”
“Essential to the attainment of these national goals is the moral imperative of ensuring social justice and respect for human dignity. The great biblical tradition enjoins on all peoples the duty to hear the voice of the poor. It bids us to break the bonds of injustice and oppression which give rise to glaring, and indeed, scandalous social inequalities. Reforming the social structures which perpetuate poverty and the exclusion of the poor first requires a conversion of mind and heart.”
“I got to do something I never do, which is go to Starbucks and read 'The New York Times' until 7 a.m. I took my daughter to school on the East Side, which was a lot of fun. And I admit I played Call of Duty, one of those war video games.”
“The idea is that if we can put our own people through something almost as bad as what they might have to go through if they were taken captive, they will inoculate themselves.”

Source : "The Biscuit Torturers of the U.S. Military". www.dailykos.com. July 06, 2005.

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