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“One-dimensional thought is systematically promoted by the makers of politics and their purveyors of mass information. Their universe of discourse is populated by self-validating hypotheses which, incessantly and monopolistically repeated, become hyponotic definitions of dictations.”

Source : Herbert Marcuse (2013). “One-Dimensional Man: Studies in the Ideology of Advanced Industrial Society”, p.16, Routledge
“Science is fun. Science is curiosity. We all have natural curiosity. Science is a process of investigating. It's posing questions and coming up with a method. It's delving in.”
“Being the puppet master, it's like running Nintendo of America.”
“I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.”
“I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.”
“I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.”
“Gratitude is a choice. Happiness is an attitude.”

Source : "8 Lessons I Learned This Birthday" by Amy Chan, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 5, 2013.
“I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time.”

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