"My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Night Quotes #Wife Quotes #Car Quotes

“Eyes so transparent that through them the soul is seen.”
“Words betrayed her: beautiful butterflies in her mind; dead moths when she opened her mouth for their release into the world.”
“Learn from your mistakes and build on your successes.”
“I think I was the first executive to ever speak at a Greenpeace business conference, in London in 2001. That didn't play well here at Ford, but I thought it was an important signal to send internally, that these were the kind of issues we needed to be grappling with.”
“Simplicity is an acquired taste. Mankind, left free, instinctively complicates life.”

Source : Katharine Fullerton Gerould (1920). “Modes and Morals”
“There still remains to mortify a wit The many-headed monster of the pit.”
“An honest man always values earning honor over wealth.”
“The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.”

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