"My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments."

-- Steven Wright

#Cute Quotes #Time Quotes #Waiting Quotes

“If you want to succeed in the world it is necessary, when entering a salon, that your vanity should bow to that of others.”
“I'll protect you. I'll stand by you if anything happens.”
“I could only relate [to the family] that I, the father of three sons, could hardly imagine what it would be to lose one, far less three of my boys, in such a cruel and senseless manner.”
“Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.”

Source : Roger A. Caras (1990). “Cat is Watching”, p.61, Simon and Schuster
“We don't know that we've lost half a minute from our lives but we feel it somehow, we feel its absence. Something is missing, we think. And so we long for the thing we've missed and can't name, and out of that wanting - well, everything else rises, good and bad. What do you think leads us to the windows in the first place? The light in your eyes shines because of the longing in your soul. And the longing in your souls rises because you are looking for the lost half minute.”
“He'd felt like a jack-o-lantern for the past few days, as if his guts had been yanked out with a fork and dumped in a heap while a grinning smile stayed plastered on his face.”
“Music raises in the mind of the hearer great conceptions: it strengthens and advances praise into rapture.”
“You have to be insane to direct.”

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