"I must have a drink of breakfast."

-- W. C. Fields

#Breakfast Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Drink Quotes

“Never say no to coffee.”
“There are, indeed, few merrier spectacles than that of many windmills bickering together in a fresh breeze over a woody country; their halting alacrity of movement, their pleasant business, making bread all day with uncouth gesticulation; their air, gigantically human, as of a creature half alive, put a spirit of romance into the tamest landscape.”
“Guilt is a tireless horse. Grief ages into sorrow, and sorrow is an enduring rider.”
“A visionary is someone who can see the future, or thinks he sees the future. In my case, I use it and it comes out right. That doesn't come from daydreams or dreams, but it comes from knowing the market and knowing the world and knowing people really well and knowing where they're going to be tomorrow.”
“Let us pray for peace: peace in the world and in each of our hearts.”
“Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do,”
“Free nations of the world cannot allow Taiwan, a beacon of democracy, to be subdued by an authoritarian China.”
“If the divine creator has taken pains to give us delicious and exquisite things to eat, the least we can do is prepare them well and serve them with ceremony.”

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