"If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?"

-- Steven Wright

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“Take all the pleasures of all the spheres, And multiply each through endless years,- One minute of heaven is worth them all.”
“This ability to incorporate the past gives the sharpest diagnostic tool, if one asks whether a body of knowledge is a science or not. Do present practitioners have to go back to an original work of the past? Or has it been incorporated? ... Science is cumulative, and embodies its past.”
“I don't play any role; I just play golf. I love the competition. For me, the pleasure begins on Thursday morning when a tournament starts. I come along and try to win. And that's what I enjoy.”

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“Think of it as a second opinion on his value. If he wasn't worth the fight, wouldn't she just let him go? Wouldn't you?”
“If the 19th [century] was the century of the individual (liberalism means individualism), you may consider that this is the "collective" century, and therefore the century of the state.”
“It's important for people to realize I don't want to be the It guy. I want to crawl before I walk. I want to learn about things before I jump into them.”
“I'm blessed, and I'm just trying to get better every day.”

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“Work hard at your job and you can make a living. Work hard on yourself and you can make a fortune.”

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