"I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances."

-- Brian Regan

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Perspective Quotes

“I don't think that the contradictions between capitalism and socialism can be resolved by war. This is no longer the age of the bow and arrow. It's the nuclear age, and war can annihilate us all. The only way to achieve solutions seems to be for the different social systems to coexist.”
“I think what my parents did was perfect. They were strict, concerned about my safety and held me back just a little.”
“I probably have the crappiest tattoo -- not only in country music -- but maybe the world,”

Source : "Gwen Stefani’s Sons Draw Tattoos on Their Arms Just Like Blake Shelton’s — See the Cute Pic" by Nicholas Hautman, www.usmagazine.com. April 2, 2017.
“We have used the majority of our carbon budget and we are already at dangerous levels of CO2 concentrations, about 400 parts per million. The levels were 250 before industrialization. So the problem is what we have done already and, therefore, what must be undone.”

Source : "Global Warming and the Future of Humanity: An Interview With Noam Chomsky and Graciela Chichilnisky". Interview with C.J. Polychroniou, truthout.org. September 17, 2016.
“I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.”
“Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.”
“I share the Presidents commitment to fighting and winning the war on terrorism.”
“Make no apologies for who you are.”

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