"I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical."

-- Norm MacDonald

#Perfect Quotes #Lines Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“Every girl should have this-the little black book for career success!”
“The contempt of money is no more a virtue than to wash one's hand is one; but one does not willingly shake hands with a man that never washes his.”
“The only sadnesses that are dangerous and unhealthy are the ones that we carry around in public in order to drown them out with the noise...”
“How do you paint yellow wheat against a yellow sky? You paint it jet black.”
“Whatever happens to you belongs to you. Make it yours. Feed it to yourself even if it feels impossible to swallow. Let it nurture you, because it will.”

Source : Cheryl Strayed (2013). “Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Someone Who’s Been There”, p.97, Atlantic Books Ltd
“Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.”
“AOL is the Rodney Dangerfield of the Web. We don't get no respect.”
“You have chosen the wrong path if it's not fun. And you are probably not taking enough risk if it's not hard and rocky sometimes.”

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