"Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman."

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Craig Kilborn

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Successful Quotes

“If nothing ever changed, there would be no such things as butterflies.”
“My dream is to do things until 'I have no regrets'”
“Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness.”
“We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will not play. Oh, hold up. That was my wish list for Santa Claus.”
“One of the worldâ€™s great religions â€” which has more than 1.4 billion adherents â€” somehow sanctions genocide, planned genocide, as part of its religious doctrine.”
“Intelligence is power; it is the flame behind the spark of intrigue. Find out all the facts and stamp out the fire. Demystify.”
“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.”
“What I've done, Coco Chanel would never have done. She would have hated it.”

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