"Always be classy. Never be crazy."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Crazy Quotes #Being Crazy Quotes

“Natural selection is a mechanism for generating an exceedingly high degree of improbability.”

Source : "Evolution in Action". Book by Julian S. Huxley, 1953.
“I take the market-efficiency hypothesis to be the simple statement that security prices fully reflect all available information.”
“The three eldest children of Necessity: God, the World and love.”
“Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.”
“The older generations have eaten the future of the younger ones.”

Source : "The Youth Unemployment Bomb" by Peter Coy, www.bloomberg.com. February 2, 2011.
“And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood.”
“In the mornings I used to say goodbye to my wife like someone going to work. I'd leave the house, walk around a few blocks, and come back like a person arriving at the office.”
“We will have no jobs if we have no planet.”

Source : "Humanity at a Crossroads: Fighting for Climate Justice" by Jayaseelan Naidoo, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 2, 2013.

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