"Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'"

-- Russ Meneve

#Mother Quotes #Dad Quotes #Funny Valentines Day Quotes

“I couldn't care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence.”
“Right now is a great time to be a woman in tech, but there's not enough women in tech,”
“As a Roman philosopher, Cicero, said of him a few hundred years later, Socrates 'called philosophy down from the sky and established her in the towns and introduced her into homes and forced her to investigate life, ethics, good and evil.”
“You should not confuse your career with your life.”
“If any of you are secret poets, the best way to break into print is to run for the presidency,”
“My ambition is to one day shed my wardrobe and figure out how to look like Gilles Bensimon - or a famous stylist - who travels with a Birkin bag and minimal accoutrement and somehow looks cool.”

Source : Source: wwd.com
“I strained to remember where I was or even what I was wearing, touching my green corduroy jeans and staring at the exposed-brick wall. As my paranoia deepened, I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me.”
“Fashion is always connected to manual work, previously at least. That's what couture is all about. Today, this is giving an opportunity to people with those skills, but who don't really have those jobs anymore - it's something I always make sure I do.”

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