"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

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Source : They're not laughing now ..., www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

Bob Monkhouse

#Wife Quotes #Funny Marriage Quotes #Alarms Quotes

“Science advances, not by the accumulation of new facts, but by the continuos development of new concepts.”
“There is too little courtship in the world. ... For courtship means a wish to stand well in the other person's eyes, and, what is more, a readiness to be pleased with the other's ways; a sense on each side of having had the better of the bargain; an undercurrent of surprise and thankfulness at one's good luck.”

Source : Vernon Lee (1907). “Hortus Vitae: And Limbo”
“You could name the great stars of the silent screen who were finished; the great directors gone; the great title writers who were washed up. But remember this, as long as you live: the producers didn't lose a man. They all made the switch. That's where the great talent is.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Without free speech no search for truth is possible... no discovery of truth is useful.”
“To delight in war is a merit in the soldier, a dangerous quality in the captain, and a positive crime in the statesman.”
“Money won is always better than money earned.”
“I'm a big believer in just using CGI to polish what you get on camera.”
“There is no Jesus without Judas, no Martin Luther King, Jr., without the Klan; no Ali without Joe Frazier; no freedom without tyranny. No wisdom exists that does not include perspective. Relativity is the greatest gift.”

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