"Iâ€™m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I donâ€™t have a good story behind it, Iâ€™m just reasonable."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

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“It is more difficult to give money away intelligently than to earn it in the first place.”
“Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck.”
“Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, itâ€™s probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.”
“Love is when the soul starts to sing and the flowers of your life bloom on their own.”
“Medicine people are truly citizens of two worlds, and those who continue to walk the path of medicine power learn to keep their balance in both the ordinary and the non-ordinary worlds ...”

Source : Paula Gunn Allen (1991). “Grandmothers of the Light: A Medicine Woman's Sourcebook”, Beacon Press (MA)
“Yes, you make yourself useful, angel boy. Meanwhile, Iâ€™ll be in the bathroom.â€ Williamâ€™s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to his face. There was a fluffy white towel wrapped around his waist, displaying muscles that rivaled Parisâ€™s own, and a tattooed treasure map that led to his man junk. Looking at his, you could see the makings of a temper so savage anyone who miraculously survived an encounter with him would end up needing therapy. And diapers. â€œIâ€™ve got to finish deep conditioning my hair.â€ Or maybe not so savage.”
“Music is for making people happy, lyrics tell them who they are. Everybody is free to interpret the music, as they want. The lyrics of my songs are about different things, but it's all about my issues.”

Source : "Dungen". Interview with Brandon Stosuy, pitchfork.com. March 27, 2005.
“Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty surya namaskars in a row.”

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