"There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend."

-- Greg Behrendt

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“America is fundamentally conservative. People want a strong national defense. They want low taxes. They want individual freedoms. There's no doubt that the Republican party has got to rebuild. We've got to restructure. We've got to let new leaders come to the fore. But at the end of the day, those fundamental core principles are the ones that have made the nation great, not just the party affecting them.”

Source : Source: www.realclearpolitics.com
“The prince of darkness is a gentleman!”
“There are some surely whom you like and whom you dislike, for whom you entertain esteem and for whom you feel contempt? Have you not thought that you have some duties toward them, that you can aid them in leading better lives?”

Source : Paul Bourget (1893). “Cosmopolis”, p.34, Library of Alexandria
“The central idea of string theory is quite straightforward. If you examine any piece of matter ever more finely, at first you'll find molecules, atoms, sub-atomic particles. Probe the smaller particles, you'll find something else, a tiny vibrating filament of energy, a little tiny vibrating string.”
“I got me a hit record and I ain't never made a cent from it.”
“No amount of charters, direct primaries, or short ballots will make a democracy out of an illiterate people.”
“I am not a spokesperson for the church and the church is not a spokesperson for the United States of America. I'm running for president and I'm running to uphold the Constitution, which has a strict separation of church and state.”
“Anybody who believes and experiences their life and doesn't have shades of gray in it doesn't live where I live and is simply not in touch with the reality of the human condition.”

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