"I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to get something, I don't mind that. If half the crowd gets the joke and the other half is sitting there scratching their heads, that's just as good for me if I like the joke, because I feel like it just brings people in more."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Laughing Quotes #People Quotes #Mind Quotes

“It's easy to play fun forms, surfaces, and languages against each other. Teenagers do this every day, producing winning memes from random patterns. I need the joke to hurt more; I want it to sink deeper than the postmodern grin.”
“My mom was a great cook and great baker all her life.”
“It was the best 10 years of my career, in fact they are the only team I ever actually played for. Thatâ€™s what happens when you play for Everton, you forget the rest, the rest means nothing.”
“I've done a lot of serious roles, but they're, like, independent, so it's harder for them to come out. The big ones have been comedies, but I would love to get a big drama to let people see the other side of me, that I am a serious actress.”

Source : "13 Questions With Tara Reid". MovieWeb Interview, www.askmen.com.
“I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I feel for food more than I could crave a woman. And that's the truth!”
“All of humanity now has the option to "make it" successfully and sustainably, by virtue of our having minds, discovering principles and being able to employ these principles to do more with less.”
“The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.”

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