"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."

-- Bill Hicks

#Funny Quotes #Hurt Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“So what I did on the field was the essence of what I am. Remember me like that.”
“Ennui, the parent of expensive and ruinous vices.”
“You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long.”
“In art class at school we learned how to draw tanks and soldiers opening fire at [Iranian leader Ayatollah] Khomeini and his beard. They didn't teach us the names of the flowers that grew around us in the city - wild flowers of all kinds and all colors. The math teacher used to whip the kids with his trouser belt. My father was constantly violent toward my mother for the most trivial reasons.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Happy is already a state, so if you create something that's happy... OK, wonderful... but when you're in a place of distress or trauma, there are so many more directions that can go in to me. Something that's happy can only truly go in one direction, whereas with something like distress, anger, trauma, there are so many more interesting possibilities that those emotions can create.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“Only three things happen naturally in organizations: friction, confusion, and underperformance. Everything else requires leadership.”
“I like to be alone so I can write. But focus can hurt you. I don't want to be some stress casualty in early middle age.”
“I play video games, dude!”

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