"Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Suicide Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Why are people so fascinated by how to eat Valomilks?â€™ She said, â€˜Well, Dad, theyâ€™re round and theyâ€™re messy. But thatâ€™s what makes them fun. Once we get older weâ€™re not supposed to be messy anymore. But for one moment when youâ€™re eating a Valomilk, itâ€™s okay to be messy again.”

Source : Steve Almond (2004). “Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America”, p.190, Algonquin Books
“We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.”
“Your good thoughts, good words and good deeds alone will be your intercessors. Nothing more will be wanted. They alone will serve you as a safe pilot to the harbour of Heaven, as a safe guide to the gates of paradise.”
“If you are the boss it's wise to remember that there are lots of things you don't know and lots of people who hope you won't find out.”
“To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.”
“Black males who refuse categorization are rare, for the price of visibility in the contemporary world of white supremacy is that black identity be defined in relation to the stereotype whether by embodying it or seeking to be other than itâ€¦Negative stereotypes about the nature of black masculinity continue to overdetermine the identities black males are allowed to fashion for themselves.”
“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.”

Source : "Fictional character: Galadriel". "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", www.imdb.com. 2001.
“If I'm doing my job as an actor, the audience knows everything I know about the character.”

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