"I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family."

-- Paula Poundstone

#Watches Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes #My Family Quotes

“War lives on despotism and is not waged with God's love.”
“If women were the equals of men, men would no longer equal themselves. Why then should women resemble what men would have ceased to be?”
“At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean.”
“He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began.”
“Great vision without great people is irrelevant.”
“Flexibility is crucial to my fitness. Incorporating a good warm-up and cool-down into every sessiondecreases my chances of injury. I use both dynamic and static stretching in my training. I've starting doing a few yoga sessions which incorporates muscle strength and flexibility.”
“I cannot praise a fugitive and cloistered virtue, unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out and sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat.”
“It's nice to be able to let go of the reins sometimes and know that somebody you really trust is gonna pick them up as soon as you do.”

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