"The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots...""

-- Christopher Titus

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“I still believe the lessons I learned when I was raised in a Roman Catholic household. Like, it's harder for a rich man to get into Heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle.”
“I learned in high school that I was going to have to outwork people. I remember running around the track, training for football, and a faster guy ran past me. I just figured, I can outlast him. If I work harder than him, I'll beat him. And to this day I overprepare.”
“The moment we glorify ourselves, since there is room for one glory only in the universe, we set ourselves up as rivals to the Most High.”
“I want Bolivians to support their president.”
“I think I did marry a marvelous man.”
“It's well known that I interviewed with Philadelphia last winter, and I'd like to manage again,”
“The fact that biological, or "natural" rules might help in the creation of a computer generated work of art is interesting, but even a wonderful work of art made in this fashion isn't the same as a person, with all his or her experiences and emotions involved, making art.”
“I somehow hope - naÃ¯ve though I may be, utopian, possibly - that my music has some kind of calming effect on the universe, that it's somehow beneficial to people.”

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