"The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had."

-- Jay Leno

#Hair Quotes #Boston Quotes #Work Out Quotes

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To keep oneself safe does not mean to bury oneself.”
“In the adjustment of the new order of things, we women demand an equal voice; we shall accept nothing less.”
“A friend to kill time is a friend sublime.”
“Since there will be no one left to talk peace after the next war, it makes good sense to break with tradition and hold the peace conference first.”
“The primary reason for failure is that people do not develop new plans to replace those plans that didn't work.”
“The stars we are given. The constellations we make. That is to say, stars exist in the cosmos, but constellations are the imaginary lines we draw between them, the readings we give the sky, the stories we tell.”

Source : Rebecca Solnit (2008). “Storming the Gates of Paradise: Landscapes for Politics”, p.165, Univ of California Press
“At one point I had a stretch where it was working on 'In Treatment,' then 'True Blood,' then 'Durham County,' then 'True Blood,' then 'In Treatment' again. If I didn't have that little dose of 'True Blood' in the middle, I might have lost my mind.”

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